I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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