fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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