The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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