honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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