i just google imaged poop.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
You are a booty call, not a friend.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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