I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
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