The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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