we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
so much tequila, so little girl.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
