Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
