Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
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