Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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