I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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