just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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