But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Randomize
