Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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