i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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