I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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