is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
