butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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