I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
pop tarts are not kleenex
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
it's like heaven, but drunker
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Randomize
