So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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