He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Everything about him screamed your future.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I can't turn off my feet"
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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