I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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