They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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