Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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