do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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