so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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