"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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