Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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