Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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