Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
two words: eviction party
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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