Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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