Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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