im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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