Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
worst night to have a conscience
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize
