Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I just found puke in my bra..
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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