anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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