I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
