i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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