you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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