Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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