Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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