3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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