haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
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