Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Randomize
