i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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