He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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