States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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