look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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