I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
