Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize