let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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