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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Dude, I just rear-ended a cab

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  Are you drunk?

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  A little...yes

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  Run!

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  Terrible brother advice.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot

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  Why?

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  Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never

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• (+44): View more from England

  mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.

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  "and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.

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  Sounds like a normal friday night

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.

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• (415): View more from California

  Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you

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  He's CUTE. and foreign

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.

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• (212): View more from New York

  He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.

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• (646): View more from New York

  I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE

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  HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT

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  GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT

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